Okay im very bored now after studying 3 lecture notes...so i decided to post this joke that Eujack told last night during our OLD seniors gathering.
[one day, Ah Beng came across an Aladdin lamp and he rub and rub and rub. Poof! out came the Genie. Genie says, "okay i give you 3 wishes. Name it." Beng, using his Ah Beng language, says, "Nin Pei Si Mi Lan Jiao Gor Aye (your father every dick also want)!" pop! pop! pop! pop! his body grew all kinds of "lan jiao"s (got long, short, big, animals, etc). Ah beng feels very uncomfortable with all these new "accessories" hanging on his body, so he said, "wah lau, okok, Nin Pei Si Mi Lan Jiao Ma Mai (your father every dick also dun wan)!" so pop! pop! pop! pop! all the dicks on his body all disappear, including his very own. Ah Beng was very shocked so he quickly says, "Genie, Kok Wa Gu Zhar Hi Tiao (give me my old one back)!" so POP! Genie dunno which one he wants so he gave him the cute little one that he has when he was born.]
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[one day, Ah Beng came across an Aladdin lamp and he rub and rub and rub. Poof! out came the Genie. Genie says, "okay i give you 3 wishes. Name it." Beng, using his Ah Beng language, says, "Nin Pei Si Mi Lan Jiao Gor Aye (your father every dick also want)!" pop! pop! pop! pop! his body grew all kinds of "lan jiao"s (got long, short, big, animals, etc). Ah beng feels very uncomfortable with all these new "accessories" hanging on his body, so he said, "wah lau, okok, Nin Pei Si Mi Lan Jiao Ma Mai (your father every dick also dun wan)!" so pop! pop! pop! pop! all the dicks on his body all disappear, including his very own. Ah Beng was very shocked so he quickly says, "Genie, Kok Wa Gu Zhar Hi Tiao (give me my old one back)!" so POP! Genie dunno which one he wants so he gave him the cute little one that he has when he was born.]
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