* PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BELOW STEPS TO A GOOD TIME IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS ABOVE 18.
DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 *
1) Bathe
Water and Soap...Lots of it. Splash it all over the body and body to body, moving in rhythm.
Feeling good, yeah..alright, baby...MMMmmmm...
Feels cleaner AND SEXIER. Now boy, I'm getting into the mood...MMMMMMMmmmm....
*moans* oh how turn on I am just by thinking about what happens next...
2) Wax
Now, time for a total makeover for you, baby...Smear the badass stuff on, over the body and the rest...
let me spread it evenly over you for i do not want a patch here and a patch there over your exquisite body...
Don't worry its not gonna be any more painful than a mosquito bite. Believe me. =)
Okay now we just have to wait for a while...be patient and let it dry...*anticipation*
Here we go for THE NEW LOOK~ *splish* *ouch* *WOW*
3) Put it on
The real deal. The time has come. Before the action gets started, put some PROTECTION on.
Well, you know, accidents do HAPPEN.
Yeah, put it on put it on~ quick, be quick~ i can't wait, i cant wait for you, baby. Come on come on come on...
Yeah, put it on, you naughty boy!
4) and here we are, READY TO GO! GET DOWN TO THE ACTION!
Come on Baby! Let's go for a ride~!
let's go for a ride in my CLEANED, WAXED AND PAINT-PROTECTED pearl white Suzuki Swift~ *Vrooooom*
WOOT! =D
What were you thinking?
Friday, July 31, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Wax it!
For those of you thinking of getting a kinky shave, read the blog above. =)
On the work issue, now im getting more inclined to pave an alternative route since the possibility of me "throwing my pass" is getting more and more probable by the minute. Office politics and different ideals make "living" by the minute harder and harder.
On the positive note, i am going for reservist soon! At least a break away from work... and things should be moving real fast once im back from reservist. vroom!
Monday, July 20, 2009
Nua-ing
The art of nua-ing
Some people find it extremely hard to attain this very elusive art (of nua-ing), but for me, its a gift. and here i am, trying to impart the very essence of it to you.
First of all,
You need to set aside 1 to X number of days that you can afford to have.
Then, you need a pen and a paper, jot down all the things that you MUST accomplished first. Number them from the the most important to the least important.
Remind yourself that you need to complete all these first. Remind yourself everyday before the "project" goes underway.
Then come up with a secondary list of things you dun necessarily have to accomplish but can TRY to do. Likewise, pen them down in accordance to their importance.
And then the final step on the day(s) you have painstakingly set aside, take out your TO-DO lists and put them in front of you.
Open your PC/laptop, go to your facebook, check your email and start blogging away. There's this new sensation on the internet, check it out. Your mum needs help with the new DVD player, go help. You feel like chatting with your long-forgotten friend, call them. Shit, you forgot you need to do some shopping therapy and there is still time, what are you waiting for? go!
At the end of the day, look at your TO-DO lists and checked away all the things you HAVE to do BUT didn't do and revel in the pleasure and give yourself a pat on your back and whisper quietly to yourself, "great job!"
cause you have just successfully nua your whole day away. =)
Some people find it extremely hard to attain this very elusive art (of nua-ing), but for me, its a gift. and here i am, trying to impart the very essence of it to you.
First of all,
You need to set aside 1 to X number of days that you can afford to have.
Then, you need a pen and a paper, jot down all the things that you MUST accomplished first. Number them from the the most important to the least important.
Remind yourself that you need to complete all these first. Remind yourself everyday before the "project" goes underway.
Then come up with a secondary list of things you dun necessarily have to accomplish but can TRY to do. Likewise, pen them down in accordance to their importance.
And then the final step on the day(s) you have painstakingly set aside, take out your TO-DO lists and put them in front of you.
Open your PC/laptop, go to your facebook, check your email and start blogging away. There's this new sensation on the internet, check it out. Your mum needs help with the new DVD player, go help. You feel like chatting with your long-forgotten friend, call them. Shit, you forgot you need to do some shopping therapy and there is still time, what are you waiting for? go!
At the end of the day, look at your TO-DO lists and checked away all the things you HAVE to do BUT didn't do and revel in the pleasure and give yourself a pat on your back and whisper quietly to yourself, "great job!"
cause you have just successfully nua your whole day away. =)
Friday, July 17, 2009
Random
Trying to see if spiderman is hanging up on top of the building...
Miss Foo(l), Miss Jo and me at Plaza Singapore Ichiban~Random Me Random Talk.
9more days to Payday, 27 more to Reservist and 44more to end of reservist.
Gonna take a long break in September! woot woot! =) Now im kinda on holiday mode cause Reservist IS HOLIDAY to me.
Sunday, July 5, 2009
East Coast Park
A trip to ECP on a lazy afternoon. =)
Go Tandem!
View from the Back~
The little girl~Oooh i think i did alot of things today.. I went to ECP, came back and pack my clothes and did some shifting of the wardrobe, setup my new wireless lexmark 3-in-1 printer after sitting on my desk for one whole month and it isn't dinner time yet! woohoo...
And i just tested out printing some of the photos using the new printer. Me likey~! =)
And i just tested out printing some of the photos using the new printer. Me likey~! =)
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