Steps to a GOOD TIME with your baby- Bathe, Wax, Put it On and Get to the Action!

* PLEASE NOTE THAT THE BELOW STEPS TO A GOOD TIME IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS ABOVE 18.
DO NOT READ FURTHER IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 *


1) Bathe

Water and Soap...Lots of it. Splash it all over the body and body to body, moving in rhythm.
Feeling good, yeah..alright, baby...MMMmmmm...
Feels cleaner AND SEXIER. Now boy, I'm getting into the mood...MMMMMMMmmmm....
*moans* oh how turn on I am just by thinking about what happens next...

2) Wax

Now, time for a total makeover for you, baby...Smear the badass stuff on, over the body and the rest...
let me spread it evenly over you for i do not want a patch here and a patch there over your exquisite body...
Don't worry its not gonna be any more painful than a mosquito bite. Believe me. =)

Okay now we just have to wait for a while...be patient and let it dry...*anticipation*
Here we go for THE NEW LOOK~ *splish* *ouch* *WOW*

3) Put it on
The real deal. The time has come. Before the action gets started, put some PROTECTION on.
Well, you know, accidents do HAPPEN.

Yeah, put it on put it on~ quick, be quick~ i can't wait, i cant wait for you, baby. Come on come on come on...
Yeah, put it on, you naughty boy!


4) and here we are, READY TO GO! GET DOWN TO THE ACTION!

Come on Baby! Let's go for a ride~!

let's go for a ride in my CLEANED, WAXED AND PAINT-PROTECTED pearl white Suzuki Swift~ *Vrooooom*

WOOT! =D


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