That evil smirk.

That one moment of pleasure:

1. The car behind you trying to overtake you on the left, getting blocked by the car in front after getting on the next lane, and then having to "obediently" queue up back behind your exhaust again.
2. You having watched one or more episode than your friend in any series and thus having the "God-I-know-All" feeling, knowing that you can feed them the spoiler anytime anyday.
3. Tracing all the way back through all the emails to find the ONE part that shows that you are not the one that "screws things up".
4. The "im the only good man on earth" feeling you get when you give up your seat to an old lady in a crowd bus/train.
5. The high you get when you watch so many of a person's show/style that you know whats going to happen in the next scene. Read, Stephen Chow.
6. The sense of satisfaction that you get after long hours of cleaning up and standing in front of your bedroom and saying "Wow, that's as clean and neat as it ever gets."
7. Wearing a brand new shirt. You know it will never be as clean and smooth. Ever. Especially white-colored shirts.
8. Waking up at 8 am in the morning. And knowing that you can sleep for 5 more hours.